I thought I would share more of our experience with swamp tour guide extraordinaire, Laurence Joseph, (Guess what his pa’s name is?) self proclaimed coon-ass.
First his joke.
Opelousas comes up to Thibideaux and says, “I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?”
Thibideaux replies, “Give me the good new first.”
Opelousas says, “The good news is that you have twenty four hours to live.”
Thibideaux cries out, “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Opelousas responds, “I forgot to tell you yesterday.”
Laurence’s explanation of Lousiana’s gun laws.
Why alligators won’t eat Laurence’s ex-wife.
We tipped him $20.
If you ever head south, here is their site:
Shelley and John