http://www.pc.gc.ca/eng/pn-np/bc/pacificrim/index.aspx
OK, I’m exaggerating, but you get the picture. This time, Vancouver Island’s west coast was gloriously calm, sunny and warm.
Shelley: (Whispering from inside the fifth wheel) John come inside, quickly… Look. I think that couple’s from Germany.
John: Vas?
Shelley: Sie sind Deutsch.
John: Haben Sie einen Aschenbecher bitte?
Shelley: Oh Ha! Ha! Ha! Wait. So is that couple. And that couple. OMG. And that couple. John! We’re surrounded by Germans!!
John: Vee are surrhounded by ze Germanszha!
Shelley: Shhhhh! They might hear you.
John: We will fight on the beaches. We will fight on the landing grounds. We will…
Shelley: Winston Churchill, will you stop talking about zee var?
John: Me? You started it.
Shelley: I did not!
John: Yes you did. You invaded Poland.
Shelley and John: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shelley: Stop! No more “Fawlty Towers.”
John: Vich must be obeyed at all times vitout qvestion!
Shelley: Basil!!!
John: Yes, my little piranha fish?
Shelley and John: Oh Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shelley: Oh no. They’re having problems hooking up their sewer.
You should go help them. Gehen Sie jetzt.
John: Yes, my leetle Commandant.
Shelley: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
John: Why don’t you have another vat of wine dear?
Shelley: You should be happy that I find you funny. You are happy aren’t you?
John: Oh happy. Yes, I remember that. No, not that I noticed, dear. Well, I’ll report if it happens.
Shelley: Ha! Go. But, don’t mention the war. I did once, but I think I got away with it all right.
John: I wonder if they speak english. I will ask them…You speak English? Ah, wonderful! WUNDERBAR!! Ahh! Please allow me to introduce myself, I am John, the owner of this RV. And may I welcome your war… your war… you all to Canada.
Shelley and John: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shelley: And when you’re done, can you please sort out the plug?
John: Yes Sybil. And while I’m at it, shall I move the RV a little to the left?
Shelley: Basil!!
Shelley and John: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
John:…
Shelley: Are you still here, Basil?
John: No. I went a couple of minutes ago. But I expect I’ll be back shortly.
Shelley: Meine Gotte!
Shamelessly stolen and adapted from the Fawlty Tower’s episode aptly titled, “The Germans.”
Shelley and John
I thought it was hilarious but I have never seen the Falty Towers Sketch ;(
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