Daily Prompt: Sliced Bread
Most of us have heard the saying, “That’s the best thing since sliced bread!” What do you think is actually the best thing since sliced bread?
Retirement, hands down, is actually the best thing since sliced bread. Being retired has gives us the freedom to do whatever we want.
John: Should we bike, run, hike, sight see tomorrow?
Shelley: Yes. We’re retired.
John: Jesus Christ Shelley. Do you really think you’re supposed to throw the bocce ball as far as you can?
Shelley: Yes. I’m retired.
John: Shelley. Come on. Even playing by the “Smith Rules of Golf” don’t you think hitting five balls off the tee is a bit excessive?
Shelley: No. I’m retired.
Parking Cop: You can’t park there.
Shelley: Oh yes we can. We’re retired. (Kidding. That will never happen with the Smiths. American Police scare the Doo Doo out of us.)
Theatre, Restaurant, California Tech Basketball Ticket Sellers: Would you like the Senior discount?
John: Do I look that old?
Theatre, Restaurant, California Tech Basketball Ticket Sellers:…
John: Sigh. I guess so. We’re retired.
John: Glass of wine?
Shelley: Wine not? We’re retired? Get it? Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
John: Do you think watching the third episode of “Homeland” in a row is too much?
Shelley: No. We’re retired.
John: Do you think we should set the alarm clock for tomorrow morning?
Shelley: No need. We’re retired.
Shelley: What the heck is that sticking into my back? Oh. It’s pop corn. Munch. Munch. Munch.
John: Euhhhhh. Did you just eat the pop corn that you’ve been lying on in bed?
Shelley: Heh. Heh. Heh.
John: That’s gross. Do you think you should have done that?
Shelley: Yes. I’m retired.
Shelley: Huh? Gak. Gak. Gak. Holy Caahhhrrisssttt!!! I can’t breathe. I CAN’T BREATHE!!! THE SMELL IS KILLING ME!! GO TO THE TOILET!! You can’t do that in the bed.
John: Oh yes I can. I’m retired.
Shelley and John
We can even show you some new angles
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Looking forward to them. See you tomorrow.
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Yesss, so true. Now you can really enjoy life, do what you want and no more stress. I don’t like sliced bread anyhow. Just do what you want, no more stress and take it easy. What a great angle on the prompt.
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Exactly. Now if we could just keep what we spend under what our dividends are!!!
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some day, hopefully soon………
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Hey Deb,
You can do this. Rooting for you!
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Lol I can’t wait to retire! Of course, I’ll have to settle on a career first. In any case, it sounds like you’re doing it right. 🙂
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Hopefully,I might have forgot to mention not to make sure you don’t spend more money than is coming in… 🙂
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Don’t give the impression retirement is too much fun, we need those workers out there to fund our pensions!!! And it can be hard work deciding what to do in out leisure time!!!!
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Too funny, Shelley! Love it.
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I’m not sure if I envy you, or if I should keep working!
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Obviously envy! Ha!
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