John: “I Am Number Four.”
Mom: Is this a Comedy?
Mom: But I like Comedies. What’s it about?
Dad: Val, how are we supposed to know? We haven’t seen it.
Mom: Is he speaking english?
Mom: Well, I can’t understand him.
John: Definitely english.
Mom: What did he just say?
Shelley, John, Dad:…
Mom: WHAT DID HE JUST SAY??
Shelley: He said, “You are Number Three.”
Mom: What does that mean? Why did he kill him?
Shelley: Hang on. Wait for a break in the dialogue. I’ll tell you.
Mom: What about that guy? Is he a bad guy?
Mom: He absolutely looks like a bad guy. Why’s his leg lighting up? Is it on fire?
Shelley: It’s because…
Mom: Is he dying?
Mom: Well, I think he’s dying. I don’t like movies where people die. I like Comedies.
Shelley: OK. He’s from another planet that was invaded by baddies. Just before the planet exploded the Elders put nine small children and nine Guardians on a spaceship and sent them to…
Dad: Hey that’s Florida. That is definitely Florida.
Mom: Why are they leaving Florida?
Shelley: earth. They have to grow up and try not to be killed by the Mogadorians.
Mom: That lizard is bad. That lizard is definitely bad. Right? Have you seen this before Shelley?
Shelley: No, but I’ve read the book.
Mom: What’s happening now? I don’t understand what’s happening or what they’re saying.
Shelley: If I tell you any more, I’ll ruin it for you.
Mom: It doesn’t matter. I won’t remember anyway. But, next movie definitely has to be a Comedy like…. ummmmmm…. Oh S@#$! I don’t remember. See?
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