Buy me Some Peanuts and Crackerjacks, BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKERJAAAACKS!!!!!

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1st Inning…

Shelley: Front row seats, for 15 bucks, awesome weather, cold beer, watching the Los Angeles Angels play the Arizona Diamondbacks on a Tuesday afternoon.

Honey, this is perfection.

Mother sitting one row away: Jason! No! Do not touch that. DO. NOT. TOUCH. THAT. JASON!!! What did I just say?

3 year old Jason:  Whyyyyyy caaaaannnn’t IIIIIIIIII????

Mother: Because you picked it up off the floor. It’s dirty. Drop it on the ground. Here. Play with daddy’s phone.

Jason: But I dooooonnnnnnnnt waaaaannnnnt toooo. I waaaaant Candy Floss.

Father: Drop it and then you can have Candy Floss.

Jason: (Slowly, very slowly places it on the wall. Looks back and smiles.)

Vendor: SHAVED ICE!!!!! SHAVED ICE!!! I’VE GOT STRAWBERRY SHAVED ICE! I’VE GOT LIME SHAVED ICE!!!!

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JASON: I WAAAAANNNNT SHAVED ICE! I WAAANNNNNNNNT SHAVED ICE!!! SHAVED ICE!!! SHAVED ICE!!! SHAVED ICE!!!

MOTHER: You can have Shaved Ice or Candy Floss. Not both.

Jason: SHAVED ICE! SHAVED ICE!!! JASON WANTS SHAVED ICE!!!!

Father: One Shaved Ice, please.

Vendor:  Here you go, little guy, Make sure you share with your little sister.

Mother: Jason, what do you say?

Jason: Slurp. Slurp.

Father: Jason!

Jason: Thaaaaaannnnk yoouuuuuu.

Mother and Father: There’s a good boy.

Little Sister: Mwahhhhbahhhhh….

Jason: Slurp. Slurp.

Little Sister: Mwahhhhbahhhhh!!!!!.

Jason: Slurp. Slurp.

Mother: Jason, share with your sister.

Jason: Slurp. Slurp.

Little Sister: MWAHHHBAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Father: Jason! Now!

Jason: Nooooooo!!!!! It’s miiiiiiiiinnnnnne! I dooonnn’t waaannnnt to shaaaare!

Father: You will share with your sister. If you don’t share, I’m going to spank you. Do you want me to spank you? Do you, Jason?

Vendor: CANDY! CANDY FLOSS ! RIGHT HERE!

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Jason: I waaaaaaaaaannnnnnnt CANDY FLOSS!!!!!

Mother: No. You chose Shaved Ice.

Jason: I WANT CANDY FLOSS!!! I WANT CANDY FLOSS!!!  CANDY FLOSS!!! CANDY FLOSS!! CAAAANNNNNDDYYYYYY FLOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!!

Father: Stop it! Stop it right now! No Candy Floss!

Jason: Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mother: Do you want me to take you to the car so you miss the game? Do you?

Jason: WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Father: If you don’t stop that racket right now, your mother is going to take you to the car. Is that what you want? Is it?

Little Sister: WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Jason: WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Father: One Candy Floss, please.

Jason and Little Sister: WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! oh   WAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 

Father: Make that two. 

2nd Inning…
Same as the 1st, but A little bit louder and a little bit worse.
3rd Inning…
Same as the 2nd, but A little bit louder and a little bit worse.
 
4th Inning…
Same as the 3rd, but A little bit louder and a little bit worse.
 
5th Inning…
Same as the 4th, but A little bit louder and a little bit worse.
 
6th Inning…
Same as the 5th, but A little bit louder and a little bit worse.
 
7th Inning…
Same as the 6th, but A little bit louder and a little bit worse.
 
8th Inning…
Same as the 7th, but a little bit louder and a little bit worse. 

 
Bottom of the 9th…
Mother and Father: Wasn’t that fun, Jason? Want to go again, little buddy?
 
 
 
 
Shelley and John
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16 thoughts on “Buy me Some Peanuts and Crackerjacks, BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKERJAAAACKS!!!!!

  1. Hi Shelley! of course i remember you! i just saw your comment, and thank you so much for your support. i`m getting back into blogging after some time off, and am pretty excited about it. hope all is well with you!!

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  2. Pingback: Buy me Some Peanuts and Crackerjacks, BUY ME SOME PEANUTS AND CRACKERJAAAACKS!!!!! | get thee to the fucking nunnery

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