Mom: I wonder how much it costs to camp here?
John: Lake Perris costs 45 dollars per night.
Mom: Are there any discounts?
John: No discounts.
Mom: Really?
John: Really.
Dad: What about if you’re a member of BCAA?
John: No.
Shelley: Thousand Trails?
John: Nope.
Mom: Outdoor World?
John: Aaaaannnnnd “No.”
Dad: Encore?
John: Still a “No.”
Shelley: RPI?
John: Not even RPI.
Mom: Coast to Coast?
John: Dear God. No.
Dad: Enjoy America?
John: No!
Mom: My Two for Ones book?
Dad: My Canadian National Parks Seasonal Pass?
Shelley: My Library Card?
Everyone but John: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
John: NO! NO! AND NO! JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!!!! THERE ARE NO CAMPING DISCOUNTS OFFERED AT LAKE PERRIS!!!
Shelley: So, “No” to my American Camp Association Membership???
John: That’s it. I’m not answering any more questions. I’m done.
Mom: What about a Senior Discount? There has to be a Senior Discount.
John: Not answering.
Mom: Did you ask?
John: Of course I asked.
Mom: That’s unbelievable.
John: UnF@#$ingbelievable!!!!
Mom: But…
John: Here’s the brochure. See for yourself.
Mom: Ah! Ha! Says right here that Seniors get 2 dollars off. That’s definitely a discount. I knew there had to be a discount.
John: But did you know that no Senior ever gets out alive?
Shelley: Basil!
John: Oh! Oh, I see!…It’s my fault, is it?…Oh, of course, there I was thinking it was your fault for winding me up, when all the time it was _my_ fault! Oh, it’s so obvious now, I’ve seen the light! Ah well, I must be punished then, mustn’t I? (slaps his bottom) You’re a naughty boy Fawlty, don’t do it again!
Shelley: BASIL FAWLTY!!!! You know what I’ll do if you’re not nice.
John: You’d have to sew ’em back on first.
Shelley and John
Was at Lake Perris a few months ago. I had not been there since the mid-80s. It seemed so much smaller. It is true Virginia, no discounts.
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Right!!!! No discounts!!! We went back this morning and ran it. It seemed huge today. Funny that. 🙂
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One. Of the funniest. You can hear us laughing still and we were there,
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Thanks dad. I should have gone with the Military and Police ID. 🙂
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LOL Tell him that you would have gotten the discount if you used your Ladyornot card. 🙂
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Dear Rebecca, I passed on your message. He just shook his head and walked away. 🙂 He’s going to Heaven.
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LMAO
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Hilarious!!!! You know better than to challenge your mother-in-law John!!! Have fun you guys xxxx
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Babs, You are absolutely right. What was he thinking????
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OK, so not knowing where Lake Perris was I googled it on Bing. Well anyway I then realised your lives could be in danger from something called Goldspotted Oak Borer, so I googled that on Yahoo. Bloody relief that was too. At least you won’t get crabs just eaten by beetles.
Phew. Now y’all go enjoy yourselves.
“What will they do next FRed(tm) talk to animals?”
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Dearest CreekEnd, Thanks you for alerting us to the dangers of the Goldspotted Oak Borer. We will add it to the tarantualas, snakes, scorpions, etc. etc. BTW, still have not seen any of the above. Sigh. No excitement.
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John is keeping the ‘evil truth’ from you all. They will eat your underwear you know, oh yes…….
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🙂
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Ha, I was under the impression once you buy RV van, that’s it! Nope..
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Then you take your husband to visit his inlaws. 🙂
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Ha Ha!
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UnF@#$ingbelievablly funny post and a great insight into Shelley. I could just hear John’s voice in my head but now I know where Shelley got that from.
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Hey Wouter!!! Thanks for reading. We’re having a blast. John is going to Heaven.
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