Everyone: Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday Dear Annnndreeeeuuuwwwwww!!!!!! Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!
Andrew: Touring Hollywood, watching a Major League Baseball game with the Angels playing the Dodgers , playing tennis, free champagne at Polo, hiking Painted Canyon and Thousand Palms, hanging out at Manhattan Beach and a birthday party. Wow. Thanks everyone.
Everyone: You’re welcome.
Grandma: Open up our presents.
Andrew: Knitted cap, Houston Astros Baseball cap. Computer stand. Thank you. And…. what are these?
Grandma: They’re toe socks.
Grandma: They’re the latest thing. Spencer (Andrew’s trendy Uncle) said so.
Andrew: Is that right? Thank you.
Grandpa: Don’t forget, Andrew, when you open clothes, you have to put them on. It’s tradition.
Andrew: True. But It’s too hot for socks. It must be 30 degrees ( 86 F) in here. How about I put on the hat you knitted for me instead?
Grandma: Don’t be silly.
Andrew: I don’t think they’ll fit.
Grandma: Of course they will. One size fits all.
Andrew: But, toe socks creep me out. (Shivers) Ughhhhh!!!!
Grandma: No, they don’t. Put them on.
Everyone: Put them on! PUT THEM ON!!!!!!
Andrew: You know what? I have a great idea. I’m going to put these toe socks on despite being grossed out by the material sticking to each individual toe. Euhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Grandma: How do you like them?
Andrew: I’m not going to lie, I don’t like them. They feel really weird.
Grandma: They’re not weird.
Andrew: I’m sweating already. I’ve got to take them off.
Grandma: Leave them on. You’ll get used to them. Anyway, there’s more. Roy?
Grandpa: Here you go. One’s for your Birthday and the other’s for your upcoming Wedding Celebration. There’s a little something in there to help take the sting out of the wedding.
Andrew: Wow! Thanks Grandpa and Grandma… Hang on. This card’s still in it’s plastic wrapper.
Grandma: I know.
Andrew: And they’re not signed. Do you want to take them back and sign them?
Andrew: No? Why?
Grandma: We just recycle them.
Andrew: So I…?
Grandma: Read them and give them back so I can give them to someone else. Besides, it’s the thought that counts. Now, how are those toe socks doing?
Shelley and John