Day 1: From “The Valley of Fire,” near Las Vegas, Nevada…
to the town of Jackpot, a small town on the border of Northern Nevada…
Day 2: From Idaho…
To Oregon (18 hours of driving)…
Day 3: From Oregon…
to Blaine, Washington. (26 hours of driving completed, and 1 hour left to go)….
Shelley:…
John:…
Shelley:…
John:….
Shelley: So, there was this womaaaaaaan…
John: Don’t. Please.
Shelley: Who lost her dawwwwggg….
John: I beg you. No.
Shelley: Whose name was…
John: Stop.
Shelley: Titswiggle. Although she ran around the neighbourhood calling, “Titswiggle! TITSWIGGLE!!! OH TITSWIGGLE! WHERE ARE YOUHOOOOOO????” she still couldn’t find him.
John: Oh Jesus.
Shelley: Frantic, she asked the bus driver, “Oh sir! Sir!!!!”
John: This is a terrible joke.
Shelley: “Oh sir! SIR!!!!”
John: Dear God. How many times have I heard this one?
Shelley: “Have you seen my Titswiggle?”
John: Just shoot me.
Shelley: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! And he said… Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
John: And wait for it. Waaaait for it.
Shelley: “No Ma’am, but I sure would like to!”
John: And there it is.
Shelley: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one, right?
John: Right.
Shelley: Did you notice that I didn’t forget the punch line?
John: I sure did.
Shelley:…
John:…
Shelley: Euuuuhhhhhhhh. I just Bomitted in my mouth.
John: Lovely.
Shelley: Ughhh…. It was bacon fat and scrambled eggs. I never know what to do if that happens, if I should…
John: Shelley! You’re disgusting!
Shelley:…
John:…
Shelley: If you could be someone else for a day who would it be?
John: A dog.
Shelley: Why?
John: So I could lick…
Shelley: John!!! Now who’s disgusting??
Shelley:…
John:…
Shelley: Jaahhhhhhnnnnnn?
John: Yeeehhhhhssss?
Shelley: Want to see who can hold their breath the longest?
John: What? No! You’re driving.
Shelley: Trust me. I could still beat you long before I became dizzy. I am the champion breath holder in the hot tub of the family, you know. Well, actually, I’m second best. No one can beat my dad.
John: Not happening.
Shelley: Then how about we play “Two Truths and a Lie?”
John: Nahhhh!
Shelley: Seven-up?
John: I don’t think so.
Shelley: Gawwwwddddd! We still have 3/4’s of an hour left. What are we going to do?
John:…
Shelley:…
John:…
Shelley: 99 bottles of beer on the wallllll! 99 BOTTLES OF BEER!!!!!!!! COME ON HONEY! By the time we finish the song, we’ll be in Blaine!
YOU TAKE ONE DOWWWNNNNN! PASS IT AROUND! 98 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALLLLL!! 98 BOTTLES OF BEER….
Shelley and John
Honey Did you See That? 
Still Barking mad :0) xxxx
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OMG! It was very very very long! 🙂
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Gotta love ’em!!
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🙂
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You need to have a running commentator like I have that never stops!!!
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I believe I know who that might be! 🙂
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“Look FRed(tm) now we know who stole our old Tom Tom. That’ll teach them, the damn thing always did get us lost and take us via France to get us ten miles down the road to the Ministry of Defence’s ”secret” testing site. I know Boy, I know and people think you’re mad for talking to a humOn too.”
Orf to g,g,bing “titswiggle” now, tootle pip and have a nice journey home. Hmmm, mad they’re all mad.
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That Tom Tom has a mind on her own. John calls her Tatiana. I call her… Nope can’t say. Good joke, right??
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But can you ever find your way back to beautiful Canada with that damn Tom Tom ?
Take care and y’all both enjoy yourselves ya hear …
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Mr. End,
Am loving your Canadian accent. ALbertans have the drawl of Texas for sure. We BC people don’t even say, “Eh!” 🙂 Too much British influence, maybe?
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We have many of the same pics from that scenic vista in Oregon. Beautiful! The Valley of Fire was stunning as well. We came through at sunset coming from the Lake Mead park area after touring the damn while we were staying in Vegas. By the way – I for one loved the joke. I’ll be sure to keep it tucked away for when the miles get monotonous on our next journey. I’m sure my hubby will get a kick out of it! LOL Thanks 🙂
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So much fun that you’ve been to the same places. It is a good joke, right???? It was a long way home.
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I never heard that song. You should record yourself singing it and your hubbies response. 😉
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Can not believe that you’ve never heard of that song. Ok, I am going to add it as a PS. I think I spent hours and hours in the car while growing up. Can’t believe this is a song that we would sing as loud as we could without driving our parents going bonkers.
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Well I know the beer on the wall song. The first part though, I don’t know about the Titswiggle part.
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Ahhhh! Titswiggle is a classic. It is up there with my first dirty joke at age 7… about a white horse that fell into a mud puddle. 🙂
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They all think alike, don’t they!
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EXACTLY!Thanks for dropping by.
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You guys are nuts, and loving it 😉
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Thanks! I think… 🙂 Now that we’re home it’s income tax time.. sigh.
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Yep, nuts in a good way, I think you’d fit in well downunder! 😉
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Shelley that is so lame, it’s a grade four joke! It’s right up there with “why did the little moron take the fridge in the bathroom?” or “Mano, Mano was playing the piano..,,,
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OK. As I never hear of those jokes, (seriously and I obviously need some new material for our next trip ) I went and googled those lines, ( how lame is that???) and I can’t find them. So, if you come back and read this, you have to tell me the punch lines… Please.
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Thanks for the ping back.
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Hey you two, can’t you switch the radio on or try to make sentences out of number plates or play ‘I spy’ or at least sing “one green bottle hanging on the wall” it’s much shorter. Haha, the funniest thing was you thanking someone for a pingback hahaha!
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I have a folder with cool license plates, had exhausted radio, pod casts, play lists..forgot about I Spy though. Dang. That would have taken up at least twenty minutes. Thanks!
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The title of this post made me sing for a while. Thanks.
Nice photos BTW.
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You’re welcome. Unfortunately it’s one of those that come in to your brain right before you sleep. UGH. Just looking at the name of your blog makes me thin that we should have down loaded audio books. Next year. Glad you enjoy the pic’s.
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I love reading about great couples who can joke around so comfortably like this!
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Thank Jimmy! Have found Sense of humour priceless. Thanks for dropping by again.
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Have you ever heard of listening to the radio????? I’m surprised John didn’t slip a bottle of Dramamine into your bacon and eggs.
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Bomit!!! Trust me, we listened to music, NPR, and podcasts. We were out of options. There was more but had to edit. 🙂
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