John: Sigh. We’ve been driving from Lake Cowichan to China Beach forever and still haven’t seen any wildlife.
Shelley: We saw deer.
John: We see deer crossing streets in the Comox Valley. Sigh.
Shelley: How about a black bear? Will a black bear do?
Shelley: Great. Because there’s one.
John: What? Where!!?
Shelley: There. Wow! That is one well fed bear.
John: Holy crap. Look at the size of his head.
Shelley: His teeth.
John: His paws.
Shelley: His legs.
John: His body.
Shelley: His snout.
Shelley and John: He’s freaking huge. At least 300 pounds.
Shelley: Take a picture. Take a picture!
John: (Click) I can’t get a good shot through the window and he’s too far away.
Shelley: Hang on. I’ll drive up beside him and wind my window down… OK. Pass me the camera… I’ll just wait for him to lift his head…
John: Hey! HEY!!! HEY!!!
Shelley: J@#$%! What are you doing?
John: I’m trying to get him to lift his head so you get a good picture.
Shelley: My window’s down. What if he charged?
John: Plenty of time to close it.
Shelley: Is that right, Grizzily Adams?
John: Yes. And you say I love to worry. Gawwwwwd.
Shelley: Fine. Let’s change places.
John: Don’t be silly. It’s not my turn to drive.
Shelley and John