Last weekend, Tylor, Andrew and Ash’s buddy, joined us for a Smith Family Adventure Series in the Comox Valley. Tylor fit right in…
DURING A MEAL…
Shelley: Camera’s not working.
John: Give it to Andrew to look at the settings.
Andrew: Any nudie photos on here I shouldn’t see?
John: Tonnes.
Tylor: Maybe that’s why the camera broke. ON THE WAY TO GOOSE SPIT FOR A BARBEQUE… John: Jesus Christ Shelley! We are never going to find a parking spot.
Tylor: Not with that attitude you’re not.
WHILE PLAYING TEXAS HOLD’EM…
Ashly: Smoke on the waaaater… A FIRE IN THE SKYYYY!!!
Tylor: Ash, you can take my money, but you don’t get to take my song.
WHILE TUBING DOWN THE PUNTLEDGE RIVER…
Tylor: Yeoooucchhhh!!! My butt keeps hitting the rocks!
Shelley: My butt’s fine. I took one of the biggest tubes.
Tylor: As you’re the smallest person here, that’s totally reprehensible. But because you said it, you feel that you can get away with it?
Shelley: Exactly.
Shelley and Tylor: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Tylor: YEOUUUUCHHHHHH!!!!
Shelley: Now I do feel bad. Would you like to trade?
Tylor: No. Never mind. I’ll just put up my feet on your tube and plank over the rest of the rapids.
Shelley: Oh good, because, to be honest with you, my feet were crossed when I offered.
For more Tylor, check out his blog, http://treveriitylor.wordpress.com/2013/07/21/the-atrocious-german-pillow/ Shelley and John
Great to see Tyler again, looks like you all had fun xx
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We did. He was a great guest. Game for anything.
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How fun! Is there room for one more? I have to warn you though, that I have a bit of a big butt so I would need your tube for sure! 🙂
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There’s always room for one more. Of course I will give you my tube. Wink!
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Looks fun!
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It is. We could throw huge life jackets on your boys and put them in the tubes on the lower part of the river where there aren’t any rapids, just salmon and seals!
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I wonder if my chickens would go for it?
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If their tube was big enough, I think it would be a go!
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Fun times…. Bruises included!!:)
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Was just informed by everyone tat they have new bruises. I don’t have any. They should have grabbed the larger tube. 🙂
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The reason you have no bruises Shelley Smith is not the biggest tube but the smallest butt!!
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Ha! Ha! But I did get one when I slipped going into the tub.
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Thanks for taking me along on your vacation. That was great fun and I feel so well rested now.
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You’re welcome. 🙂 Once they left, we went and played tennis. I think there’s something wrong with us!
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You make the water look like it is 80 degrees (that’s American for really comfortable warm). Is the water that comfortable in the river? However, overall it does look like a blast!
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That water was not even close to 80. It’s the run off from the Comox Glacier. YIKES!!! I would wear my wet suit but I would be made fun of. But because it’s so shallow at the Statan Falls area it does warm up on the rocks and the pot holes a little tiny bit! The tubing is a blast.
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