My climbing friend, Cinders, who I haven’t seen in four years: Check?
Shelley: Check.
Cinders: On belay?
Shelley: Belay on.
Cinders: Climbing?
Shelley: Climb on. Cinders: Hmmm… I think I might climb to the right.
Shelley: Right works. I still can’t believe those two cops wouldn’t pass us when we were bike riding around Stanley Park. Cinders: Because they were enjoying “the view.” Yuck! No. That didn’t work. Maybe this way?
Shelley: That way’s good. Are you sure that you didn’t wiggle your butt at them?
Cinders: What? No!
Shelley: Liar.
Shelley and CInders: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Cinders: And for the record, even though you said loud enough for the angry bus driver to hear,
“Cinders, that was you who pushed the “STOP” button.”
it wasn’t me. Ah! Ha! Got you. Now to the left.
Shelley: Yeah, left’s the route. Admit it. You were hitting on that creepy bus driver. Do you like this rock?
Cinders: Shelley! Not true! I would never hit on someone who says,
“It’s better that you two don’t know what I’m thinking.”
Ughhh! Disgusting. This rock’s very different from Chamonix rock. We get our Chippendale friend, Paul, who’s real name is Brody, who’s not climbed that much, to lead. Shelley: That’s terrible. Was he really a Chippendale Stripper? Stop. Let me take your picture. I’ll lock you off and climb up a bit, so you look really pro. Nice. Cinders: Yep. He sure was. Awww. I didn’t get my leg up as high as yours. Shelley: Years of yoga. Years.
Cinders: Really?
Shelley: Not at all. I was showing off and now my groin’s killing me. Is he still good looking? You know, stripper material?
Cinders: Is he ever. When he climbs, he takes his shirt off.
Shelley: Yummy! Ooooops. I’m slipping.
Cinders: Oh Shelley. You pulled me off the rock. His body? My oh my. You can do this, “Purrrrrrrrr” with your nails down his hard body. Climbing?
Shelley: I’m so sorry. Would love to see a picture of him. Is he Swiss? Climb on.
Cinders: He’s from the States. Hmmm… need to do a little push you, pull you here.
Shelley: Absolutely the time for push you, pull you. So he has a sense of humour? Unlike…?
Cinders: Yes. Small steps, Cinders.
Shelley: Small steps good. I swear, they’re only happy when they’re taking your money.
Cinders: You know it. And they are soooo literal. This one time, while teaching, I remarked that if the students continued to be rambunctious, I was going to have to throw them off of the balcony. And they said,
“Oh Cinders. We don’t do that in Switzerland.”
Shelley and Cinders: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Cinders: But I’m working on them. It takes time. Awww. Smearing.
Shelley: Smearing sucks eh?
Cinders: Sure does. OK. At the anchor. Tighten. On you.
Shelley: Nice one. V-sit. Lowering.
Shelley and Cinders: John. You’re awfully quiet.
John: I’m happy to listen to you two catch up.
Shelley: Want to listen to what Dr. Oz says about “Phantom Poos?”
John: Not really.
Shelley: To be honest, I didn’t really get what Dr. Oz said a “Phantom Poo” was. Did you?
CInders: It’s like when your poo is like a rock because…
Shelley and John
Your pics while climbing reminded me of my first time during a high school trip.
Looks fun!
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It was great fun. She’s gone and I miss her already.
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Uhhh? What? I’m not sure John knew where to jump in! Then you probably truly shut him down at Phantom Poo! 🙂
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You got it. He didn’t climb the first day. He just knew there wasn’t a chance he would get a word in. Bless him. I actually never even heard of a phantom poo before I saw Dr. Oz. It’s too funny.
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Lol, these are interesting conversations!
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Right??? And random. Like popcorn. Miss her!
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Well I think two people naturally comfortable with each other…will have conversations that will flow like that. I do…
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Exactly. My son says I don’t know how you got to the Chippendale guy, had to go back. I explained that’s how free conversation or free wheeling conversations go. 🙂
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Lol
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Poor John listening to the two of you going on. I’m sure he enjoyed every minute of it. You go girl, on that flexible leg of yours! 🙂
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Poor John indeed. For the most part he found other very important things to do!. Groin still hurts but was worth the shot. 🙂
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not sure where you found the picture of me taken yesterday!
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Ha! When you were clearing the dishes! 🙂
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I’d go climbing with Cinders any day.
Nice photo of Shelly… although, I wonder actually, how high she is off the ground. It looks like someone is holding her foot up. But, I must say… Miss Shelly Supple!
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Hello Hippy Ted. Get in line for Cinders. 🙂 I’m not that high, but my friggin’ leg is. I still hurt.
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I once dreamt of a women who did yoga…strewth, what am I saying…love the climbing shots 😉
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I am still in pain. I have a gift certificate for hot yoga, but every time I go past the studio, I can’t get past the smell. Just a small crag. Would have gone bigger, but time, as usual was an issue.
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Your blog always makes me laugh my ass off. Thanks!
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Thank God you laughed. Honestly I just hot flash with anxiety until someone hits the like button.
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Now, about that Chippendale look-alike…
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Yes. Will have to conduct the auditions myself. Would consider help. In?
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