behind us for 7 and 1/2 months. Our plan? To travel as far as Toronto, drive down the east coast of the US, swing west through the southern states, then hug the west coast back to Comox Valley, Vancouver Island. We are ready to “Let the Adventure Continue.”
Day 1-3, Aug. 30th – Sept. 2nd
Day 4, Sept. 3rd.
Loud sounds of:
Opening of cupboards. Rummaging through cupboards. Shutting of cupboards. Opening of bags. Rummaging through bags. Closing of bags. Opening of RV door. Closing of RV door. Opening of truck door. Rummaging through truck. Closing of truck door. Opening of RV door. Closing of RV door.
Shelley: Huh? John? John! What the Hell?
Shelley: What are you doing?
John: I’m looking for the second set of keys.
Shelley: In the middle of the night?
John: It’s hardly the middle of the night. It’s 5:00 in the morning.
Shelley: Whatever. It’s still dark. Come back to bed and go to sleep.
John: There’s no point. I’ll just lie there thinking about where I last saw the keys.
Shelley: Oh Jesus Christ.
John: Thanks for your support.
Shelley: I am supportive. I am the most supportive wife out there. Name one other wife who would still be having this conversation?
John: If you were so supportive, you would get out of bed and help me look for the keys.
Shelley: Not going to happen. Guaranteed as soon as I get up, you’ll find them. Just like every other time I help you look for stuff you’ve lost.
John: Not this time. This time I’ve really lost them. I’m going to phone Andrew and ask him to look.
Shelley: John! No! It’s too early. Come back to bed and go to sleep. When you wake up at a decent hour, I’ll help you look, and then, and only then, if we can’t find them, you can phone Andrew. OK?
John: Hello Andrew.
John: It’s dad. Sorry to wake you. I can’t find my keys. Can you look in the TV room?… Not there?… Thanks. Go back to sleep, buddy. Love you. Shelley, here’s what we can do. We can copy the set we have…
Shelley: Oh my God. Tell me in the morning. Come back to bed and go to sleep.
John: Fine. Ouch!
Shelley and John