Shelley: What was your favourite part of Savannah? Was it the day time tour?
Or watching the stars walk the red carpet on opening night at the 2013 Savannah’s Film Festival?
John: I’m not sure. Definitely not “The Haunted Tour.” In fact you need to delete those pictures.
Shelley: Not going to happen.
John: Didn’t you hear what “Whimpy Jan” (our Tour Guide) said? “If you take a picture of a ghost, it will follow you. Forever.”
Shelley: Oh for God’s sake. She was just trying to scare us. What we need to do is tell each other scary ghost stories before we go to sleep. Maybe then we’ll actually see one of those ghosts we learned about.
John: Absolutely not.
Shelley: Are you saying, “No” because you don’t know any?
John: Of course I do. But it’s time for bed.
Shelley: Because if you don’t know any, you can always build on one of the ghost stories that Jan shared with us. Why don’t you make up a new story about one of the transitional ghosts from the William Kehoe House?
John: No. I’m not doing that.
Shelley: Matt and Andrew (Our sons) would.
John: Matt and Andrew wouldn’t have gone on the tour. They see ghosts in their bedrooms even now. And they’re in their 20’s.
Shelley: Ashly (My daughter-in-law) would have.
John: Ash is not here.
Shelley: Amanda? (Ash’s sister)
John: You just don’t know when to quit, do you?
Shelley: Ahhhhh. Now I get it. You actually believe in ghosts, don’t you?
John: Of course I do. I also believe we should leave them alone. And so should you.
Shelley: But, I want to see one. I have an idea. I’ll tell Ghost Stories and you just listen.
John: No. I have an even better idea, I’ll let you keep the pictures if you agree to drop this.
Shelley: Are you serious?… Are you that scared?… Oh my God. You are that scared. Fine. Good night.
John: Thank you. Come on. Give us a kiss good night.
Shelley and John: Mwahhhh. Love you.
Shelley: Huh? HONEY! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Shelley and John