Shelley, John, Rob and Toni: Road trip to the Alamo!!! Remember the Alamo!!! Yeahhhh!!!
Shelley: Hey everyone, since we’re in Texas, I’ve got a joke about cowboys. Want to hear it?
John and Rob: Noooo!!! You never get through a joke.
Rob: But we do want to hear some tunes, right Johnnie?
Toni: I want to hear it.
Shelley: Thank you Toni. Good to know that I have at least one supporter here.
There was this little teeny tiny Texan Cowboy who walked into a bar. Wait. Was it a bar?
John and Rob: Here we go.
Shelley: Ahhh… Yes. Yes. It was a bar and he said, “Who painted the balls of my horse yella?”
John: There’s only 50 km’s left in the tank. We need to stop for gas.
Toni: Robbie! Turn that down.
Shelley: John. Not yet. It’s afer 1:00, we’ve barely left Austin and I’m in the middle of a joke. Anyway, no one answered the little teeny tiny Texan Cowboy. So the little teeny tiny Texan Cowboy repeated his question, “Who painted the balls of my horse yella?” Again no one answered.
Toni: Hey, there’s “Bed, Bath and Beyond.”
John: Robbie, can you check Tatiana to see how far San Antonio is?
Rob: 100 km’s. Whoops. It came off in my hands.
Toni: I need to get Toddy some new towels.
Rob: I’ll try to put it back. Jesus. I just dropped it again. What’s wrong with this?
John: I really think we should stop and get gas.
Rob: It just popped out. I hardly touched it.
Toni: He needs a new set of sheets too.
John: Rob. Keep your eyes out for a gas station.
Rob: I would Johnnie, but I’m trying to put this ridiculous, frustrating…
Shelley: Now I remember. And he yelled, “Who painted the balls of my horse yella?”
Toni: And some pots.
Rob: Again? F@#K! OK there.
John: Can you turn it so I can see?
Rob: Yes. Oh dear God. It fell off again.
Toni: Mustn’t forget a few pans too. He definitely needs pans.
Shelley: And this humongous Texan Cowboy growled,
“I did. What’s it to you?”
John: Robbie! What are you doing?
Rob: I hardly touched it. This thing is stupid.
John: You can’t say that to Tatiana. She’ll get mad.
Shelley: And “stupid” is a bad word. Don’t ask me why. I have no idea. You’ll have to ask Spencer and Jenny (My brother and sister-in-law) And the teeny tiny Texan Cowboy replied,
“I just wanted you to know the first coat’s dry.”
Get it? Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Shows you two. I did get through it.
Rob: You’re kidding?
Shelley: No. That’s how it ends.
John: No. She’ll send us the wrong way.
Toni: But if we don’t stop, that’s OK. I can go shopping on Black Friday.
Rob: John, what are you so worried about? Jesus Christ all we have to do is drive straight for 100 km’s. Oh. Oh. A new screen’s come up. I’ll push the “All Clear” button.
John: Nooooo… Just push “Done.” I see a gas station.
Rob and Toni: We should have bought some coffee at the gas station. John, pull over at next coffee shop we see.
John: No. No more stops. By the time we get there, The Alamo will be closed.
Shelley: In that case, who wants to hear another Cowboy joke?
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Shelley and John