Shelley: Thank you Mr. Cab Driver! Thank you so much for stopping. I thought I was going to freeze to death. You saved my life. Thank you.
Cabbie: No problem.
Shelley: Soooooo cold. Sooooooo freakin’ cold. Ahhh! I’m shaking so bad, I can’t put on my seat belt. Thank you, Andrew. Andrew’s my son. He literally gave me the shirt off his back in an attempt to warm me up. Now that boy was raised right.
Cabbie: Sure was.
Shelley: Ahhhh… my teeth are chattering. Holy mother of God. Ahhhh… If you want a tip, you’ll need turn on your heat.
Cabbie: Ha! Ha! How’s that?
Shelley: All the way up. Don’t be shy. There you go.
Cabbie: Better?
Shelley: Getting there. I’m so sorry but you’re going to have to close your window too. Thank you. We just ran the half marathon. My husband, John, finished around 1:51, and Ash, my-daughter-in-law, crossed the line in just over two hours, which is amazing, as her goal was to maintain a six minute km pace. After the 4 km mark, I never saw her again, which is OK, because this is my first half in 18 years. It would have been my second, but last year, while running the Oak Bay Half Marathon (Victoria, BC), I went the wrong way. (Click on “Honey Runs her Own Race” to read about that disaster.) How embarrassing was that? Ha! Ha! Is that sweat running down your face?
Cabbie: It’s OK.
Shelley: Thank you. Thank you. You are the best cabbie, ever. I mean that. Jeesh, for the last two years, the weather for the BMO half-marathon was amazing; crystal blue skies, the sun beating down, warm temperatures, but the year I decide to run, it pours record amounts and the temperature doesn’t reach 10 degrees.
Cabbie: It is not a good day.
Shelley: You got that right. I’ve never seen so much rain since I lived in Malaysia. Oh boy, I can’t stop shivering. What I need is a hot tub. Ash and Andrew don’t have one. You wouldn’t happen to have a hot tub I could soak in for about an hour or so, would you? It doesn’t even have to be a fancy one, as long as it has hot water.
Cabbie: Uh no.
Shelley: That’s too bad. What about your relatives, any of them have a hot tub?
Cabbie: No, not that I can think of.
Shelley: You’re kidding me? None of your relatives have a hot tub? Unbelievable. Friends. What about friends? At least one of your friends must have a hot tub.
Cabbie: I’m very sorry, but no.
Shelley: You need to get a hot tub. Think how much money you could make renting out your hot tub. I would pay top dollar for a soak in your hot tub. Seriously, you need to consider buying one. Tell me you’ll at least think about it.
Cabbie: OK.
Shelley: That’s great. Hey! I’ve stopped shivering, all thanks to you. You can stop by the brown house. The only thing left between me and a hot shower is the walk down a set of steep stairs. No worries, I’ll stop, drop and roll, like Leonardo Di Caprio, in “Wolf Of Wall Street.” Did you see that movie? It was like watching a train wreck, awful, but mesmerizingly funny.
Cabbie: No.
Shelley: That’s too bad, you really should watch it, but not in front of your kids. Too much of everything for little ones. Time to get out. Thank you. Oh! Ah! Eeee! Nope. Not going to happen. Do you mind giving me a little push?
Cabbie:????
Shelley: Not a hard shove, a gentle sustained movement, right here on the small of my back. That’s it. There you go. I’m standing. Perfect. Thanks again. Huh! I just realized I don’t have any money. Andrew?
Andrew: I got it mom.
Shelley: That’s my boy. Don’t forget to tip. This man deserves a big fat bonus for driving in a sauna while listening to a crazy woman babble.
Shelley and John
I think that cabbie posted your pic at the station with a “do not pick her up” notice beneath it! FYI, I have a hot tub!
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I’m sure he was frantically texting his buddies, “Hide your hot tub.” I’m heading over right now… so cold. 🙂
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You crack me up! Ashley had the right idea, run fast and get out of the rain!
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Sooooo cold. You, Californian girl would not have done well that day!
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Wow! That race wore all of the black out of your hair!!! Your photo is probably posted in cabs all over the city.
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And on bill boards, “Escapted White Haired with orange spots looney tune woman on the loose.” Poor guy! Ah who are we kidding, he got his tip! 🙂
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Wow — congrats!
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Ha! Ha! Thanks. There’s a 10k tomorrow. If it’s raining, I’m not going. Toooooooo cold. 🙂
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Wow, congrats on finishing … I’m impressed! Now to click over and read your other “Honey Runs her Own Race” post ….
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Ha! H! Thanks. I dream of hot tubs. 🙂 If I ever get one, I’d never get out of it. 🙂
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Hahaha, I love everything about this post! Except that you registered in the first place! 😀 (Running is not my thing, can you tell?) Going to read the other half marathon post now, that must have been before I *met* you. Ha.
I wonder if the cabbie thought about the fact that you have no family or friends with a hot tub you could soak in either, but expected him to. 😀
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Oh boy. I honestly think it was the euphoria of escaping hypothermia. Poor guy. He did laugh according to Andrew. 🙂
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I believe that a sense of humor might be a mandatory personality trait for a cabbie. I am sure it was the euphoria that did it. 🙂
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That or shock. Bet he’s telling the same story to his wife in his hot tub! 🙂
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Well done all day of you, great times too.xx
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Ahhh thanks Babs!
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Wow! Congratulations! You’re a prime example of perseverance.
Happy Mother’s Day!
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You guys just kill me… Man I bow to u.. I do have a hot tub and sauna in the basement that no one has ever used… Lol
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Alrighty then, I knew we would eventually find someone who has one. Just send us your address! 🙂
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OMG, you went the wrong way last time???? That is just hilarious!! You ROCK, Honey! What an accomplishment. It must have been your new hairdo that helped you along. LOL on the blabbering to the cabbie. I bet he went home and told his wife about you. 🙂 I hope you have recovered. I don’t have a hot tub but my good friend does. It’s clean and big, it’s worth the drive.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Our next trip to Mass. we are there. Oh, to have a hot tub. I would get one, but then when we ate outside we would have to eat our dinner in it. Wait. That’ll work. Right?
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My friend and I sit in it for hours (we shouldn’t) and we hydrate with H2o and sometimes wine. Her husband has been known to bring us snacks while in the tub and probably because he wants to make sure we are still alive. 🙂
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I love that you are hydrating (so important) and the fact that you are served.
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Let’s just all chip in on a giant hot tub and a case of wine so we can get our party on!
Happy Mother’s day!
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I agree. I’ll start with $50. Do I hear $60? Quick Mother’s Day is almost over. 🙂 Have a great one everyone!
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Well done on finishing the half! Sounds like your mouth took up where your legs left off 🙂 . I would have been the same, I’m sure. Sounds like good times all round!
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HA! HA! Thanks. BTW my last half was in Singapore 18 years ago. I ate something wrong. I couldn’t find a toilet.. The taxis wouldn’t pick me up… I better stop there. I guess I’m not suited to halves.
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Ooh, I don’t really want to know how that ended. And in another sense, I’m kind of intrigued as to what solution you found. But don’t tell me. I’d rather hear that sort of information from someone anonymous so I don’t have to think about it every time I talk to them from now on.
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Ha! Ha! And in the country where they get upset if you chew gum or spit… 🙂
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Yes…
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Hi Shelley,
Wonderful and epic post…
The cherry blossoms snow was the most surreal thing, wasn’ t It?…
Best wishes, Aquileana 🙂
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Thanks. Have finally warmed up. Didn’t know hypothermia causes uncontrolled babbling. Love those cherry blossoms. They never last long enough for me.
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