Heather: Good. Good. Let’s see how your teeth match up. Hmmm… You’re teeth are at level 12. I’m positive we can get you to at least level 8. First thing we do is insert the retractor… There you go… Now for the solution…
And the last step is to turn on the blue laser light for fifteen minutes. All good?
Heather: OK Shelley. Your turn. Let’s see. Right now you’re teeth match level 8. I bet we can get you to level 3. And for only $33 more dollars, I can do a second session, which will make your teeth so white, they’ll be off the chart. And for an additional $20 dollars, you can purchase a stain blocker. What do you think?
Shelley: Ahhh. Let’s see how the first session goes before I make a decision.
Heather: Makes sense. Where was I? Oh, placing the retractor in your mouth. You get this size because you have such a small mouth.
Shelley: Thank you.
John: Mmmmmph! Shahlley has a sall mou? Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shelley: Just ignore him.
John: Thas ah goo wun. Heh! Heh! Heh! Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shelley: You know what, why wait for the results? I will take that second session.
John: Whhhooooheee! Heh! Heh! Heh! Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shelley: And while you’re at it, why don’t you throw in the $20 stain blocker. What other products do you have that are super expensive?