Our friend Lynn joined the 2014 Smith Tour for four days. Without a doubt Lynn will take home life long memories of the Cascades,
North Cascade National Park
Winthrop town and its surrounding area,
Winthrop, Washington and surrounding area
downtown Spokane,
Spokane, Washington
watching Washington State University Wazoos play the Oregon Ducks, thanks to a former student of Lynn’s, #25 Jamal Morrow of the Washington State Cougars,
Washington State vs. Oregon
and…
Campground Hostess: Welcome to our campground. Here’s an information sheet for you.
Shelley: Thank you. Looks great.
Campground Hostess: Love your shirt. Good to see people support the cause.
Shelley: Yeah, breast cancer is a crap disease.
Campground Hostess: Sure is. Was diagnosed with it last year.
Lynn: !
Shelley: I’m so sorry to hear that.
Campground Hostess: Told the doctor to take ’em both off. Said, “I didn’t want to take the chance of it spreading.”
Shelley: That makes sense.
Campground: He did leave me a cleavage though. Here. Take a look.
Lynn:!!!!!
Shelley: There it is.
Campground Hostess: What do you think?
Shelley: That’s a great looking cleavage. Wish I had one like that. Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! What about you Lynn?
Lynn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Campground Hostess: But the best bit is that Tom here, he’s my husband, asked my doctor if he could keep both breasts so he could mount them above the doorway. That way, any time Tom walked by he could reach up and give them a squeeze.
As the “Comox Valley Echo” hasn’t responded to my offer for “Honey” to be their blog, I am going to tag them in and beg for forgiveness.
Shelley and John
Honey Did you See That? 
This certainly a case for OMG !!!!🐝
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Hahahahahahaha! Only you would find the one breast cancer survivor whose husband asked to keep her breasts so he could “reach up and give them a squeeze.” Did you ask, did they let him keep them? I don’t think that is scientifically possible without them being in a jar, but still, inquiring minds want to know!!!!!
PS. The pictures are beautiful, and I LOVE those cowboy boots.
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So here’s the deal. After that share, everyone laughs, us sort of, then her husband comments, “Doctor wouldn’t do it. No sense of humour. Must have been British.” hahhahhahah John laughed a little at that! Weren’t those boots something? John vetoed them as I actually have a pair. I bought them on a bike ride in the valley. Rode them home. Quite a sight.
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Lol, everything you come up with makes me laugh. You have a gift. Oh and that includes what people tell you. That is a gift too, since you have a blog! 😀
Yes, I love those boots, and I bet you rocked the ones you bought on your bike ride! I need to seek those out, because I do NOT currently own any cowgirl boots. And the tall riding boots and Frye’s don’t count, because, you know, they’re not cowgirl boots. I guess I am going to have to change my ways if we are ever to successfully live in an RV, huh?
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Awww thanks! I’m blushing. For real. Every girl should have cowboy boots. Men love them! But the tall riding boots – Motorcycle mama boots!! Yeah! Speaking of RV’s. We keep our eye out for those that are towing motor bikes. You never know.
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Yay, one day that RV towing bikes will be us! 😀 But if so, I will tell you about it LONG before we happen to see each other on the road. I can’t wait to see your posts and pics about Yellowstone, Tetons, Jackson Hole, etc!
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And the adventures begin with a bang! A laugh! A serious subject! Another laugh!
And … American football!!!!!
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Bang!!! And we’re off to Jackson Hole today.
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Thank you for the e-mail…I think the wildlife are used to me, it’s the neighbors I spook…, I love your sense of humor and I will have to remember this women’s speech. I am sure I could adapt it my situation as I only lost one in 2013..but I did have a contest to name my prosthetic… Sponge Boob, Vinnie Boobarino, Betty Boob were all winners on Facebook… Michelle
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Am liking Vinnie Boobarino! Just read your post on the supermoon but couldn’t figure out how to comment. So here it is, “Great pic’s. And our local beach was full of people snapping away for our moon.
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Shelley..I close comments after a week because of all the spam comments. Sorry about that, As a kid I was called Shell and Shelley….. wish I had kept it up…. now I am Michelle
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No worries. My niece is a Michelle too. But we can both be Shelleys!
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Quite simply, TMI. I understand Lynn’s increasing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’s.
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Eric, I think you should write about TMI. How it makes people squirm and go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tell me you will. 🙂
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Smiling here. Cannot commit. And that does not infer a fear of. 🙂
Good to see you spent time in my old stomping grounds (WA state). Onward… with great anticipation!
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Dang! Was going to give a huge answer in the comment section when you ask, “Have any of my readers experienced TMI situations? How did you handle it?” 🙂 There’s a camping neighbour walking around in his underwear… DEAR GOD!!!! Now he’s showering… What about that? When is it appropriate to shower outside in your underwear????
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Oh this sounds like a good beginning to the road journey ahead. Fasten your seat belts, world. 🙂
And was witnessing this only worth four exclamation marks?
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m shocked about what perfect strangers will share about themselves within seconds of meeting you! We mustn’t forget the female barber we met at a Walmart! But that story’s a whole other blog! As for me, I couldn’t escape back into the RV fast enough… I think I’m scarred for life from seeing that cleavage! Add to it I’m still recovering from all the rules…. Plug in, turn on, turn off, unplug…. Pump on, add water, flush, pump off…. “I’m thinking of something in my head” 20 questions game of things related to the trip really meaning things already experienced on the trip…. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!
The trip was a blast, with fabulous hosts! I hope to join again sometime for another Smith journey!
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OMG! Lynn. You did try to bale, but I was too polite to mention it. The rules have to be obeyed. For example, I forgot to reinforce the cupboard. We were lucky the dishes didn’t fly out. As for 20 questions, John says you are not allowed to play that game with us anymore because you cheat. Yet another rule!!! Sigh. Was fun. See you in Hemet!
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Oops! I tried to remember to Velcro the doors and snap the sliding door! My head is spinning… The rules, oh, so many rules!!!!!! I’ll do better next time!
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Man oh man you should have skipped school. Yellowstone and Tetons are freakin’ amazing!
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John, can I please have another chance, I promise not to cheat?!!!!😜🚙🏈
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John’s thinking about it. Says he can’t make any promises.
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And, still another blog….. Don’t forget…. Before you put $20 in a lottery vending machine, check first to see if the machine gives change!
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Dang!!! Have been in the Yellowstone wilds and haven’t had a chance to cash the $3. Three freakin’ dollars!
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You’ll need that $3 to buy John’s newspaper that we were suppose to be getting when we got side tracked!!!
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Forgot about that… thanks for the too late heads up. 🙂
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I don’t think I’m a sourpuss or a grouch, but I did not think your friend’s husband was at all funny.
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No, no, no. Not my friend. It was the campground hostess’s husband. We were definitely taken aback.
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No way, pull the udder one. It did make me smile!
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Ha! Ha! It’s something about this face of mine. People just share and share…
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Lol awesome bunch of pictures ! so fun 😀
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Thanks. On. On to Yellowstone! Come on Yogi Bear!!
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You all have too much fun in your travels. I want to be like you guys when I grow up!
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When you grow up?? I thought we were young. Oh boy. 🙂 Today it’s raining so off to the den of inequity, Jackson Hole.
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A little TMI perhaps? 🙂 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! indeed. It’s this face. Seriously. Not really sure what to do about it. 🙂
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I really need those boots. Like really.
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Aren’t they something?
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