The renovations continue…
We interrupt this reno for a trip to Sayward, Vancouver Island…
My 28 year old son, Andrew: (Rapping) Well, I’m in the motor home with my mom and dad. Just – the – three of us, perfection is had.
Shelley: Ha! Ha! Ha!
My 30 year old son, Matt: Andrew, you’re such a D$%^!
Andrew: (Continues to rap) Well, you have to understand that Matthew thinks he’s funny. But I’m the funny one according to Shenley (My brother.)
Matt: Shenley? Shenley? What does he know about funny? I’m the funny one.
Shelley: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Andrew: No, I’m the funny one.
Matt and Andrew: Mom!!! Who’s the funny one?
Shelley: You’re both funny.
Andrew: (Continues to rap) Well, it’s so obvious, can’t you see? Matt Smith is not as funny as me.
Matt: That’s not what mom said.
Andrew: She did too.
Matt: She did not.
Andrew: Admit it. I’m funnier than you.
Matt: You’re not funny.
Andrew: There. Now that’s funny.
Matt: Did you??? Did you?? Did you just put my phone down your pants?
Andrew: No. Of course I didn’t.
Matt: I watched you do it.
Andrew: Nooo. I wouldn’t do that.
Matt: You did too.
Andrew: No. What I did was pretend to put it down my pants.
Matt: I watched you put it down your pants. You know what? There.
Andrew: Did you??? Did you?? Did you just put my favourite hat in the whole wide world down your pants?
Matt: You deserved that Andrew.
Andrew: I’m going to bed.
Matt: I didn’t put your hat down my pants.
Andrew: Yes you did. Now look what you’ve done. You’ve gone and ruined our Smith family summer solstice tradition of jumping in the 8 degree ocean at 10:00 at night.
Matt: What summer solstice tradition? We don’t have a summer solstice tradition.
Andrew: Not now we don’t. All because of you. I’m going to brush my teeth.
Matt: Ahhhh. Andrew I’ll do it. I’ll freeze my b@&&s off so the Smiths can have a summer solstice tradition.
Andrew: No. I don’t want to do it now.
Matt: Come on Andrew. Let’s do it. We’ll jump into the water together.
Matt: We’ll get mom and dad to film it.
Matt: Mom and dad will go with us.
John: I already went in today.
Shelley: Me too.
Andrew: I’m not interested any more.
Matt: I’ll go first.
Andrew: I doubt that.
Matt: Come on. You know you want to.
Matt: Honest to God, I didn’t put your hat down my pants.
Andrew: I don’t care anymore.
Matt: I’ll buy you a new hat.
Andrew: You can never replace it. Ever.
Matt: Fine. You’re the funny one.
Watch below for the first Smith Family Ocean Swim during Summer Solstice.
And once again, thanks for dropping by. With renovating 12 hours plus a day and wedding guests starting to show, I’m going to have to ask for patience for getting back to you.
Shelley and John