The renovations continue…
We interrupt this reno for a trip to Sayward, Vancouver Island…
My 28 year old son, Andrew: (Rapping) Well, I’m in the motor home with my mom and dad. Just – the – three of us, perfection is had.
Shelley: Ha! Ha! Ha!
My 30 year old son, Matt: Andrew, you’re such a D$%^!
Andrew: (Continues to rap) Well, you have to understand that Matthew thinks he’s funny. But I’m the funny one according to Shenley (My brother.)
Matt: Shenley? Shenley? What does he know about funny? I’m the funny one.
Shelley: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Andrew: No, I’m the funny one.
Matt: No.
Andrew: Yes.
Matt: No!
Andrew: Yes!
Matt and Andrew: Mom!!! Who’s the funny one?
Shelley: You’re both funny.
Andrew: (Continues to rap) Well, it’s so obvious, can’t you see? Matt Smith is not as funny as me.
Matt: That’s not what mom said.
Andrew: She did too.
Matt: She did not.
Andrew: Admit it. I’m funnier than you.
Matt: You’re not funny.
Andrew: There. Now that’s funny.
Matt: Did you??? Did you?? Did you just put my phone down your pants?
Andrew: No. Of course I didn’t.
Matt: I watched you do it.
Andrew: Nooo. I wouldn’t do that.
Matt: You did too.
Andrew: No. What I did was pretend to put it down my pants.
Matt: I watched you put it down your pants. You know what? There.
Andrew: Did you??? Did you?? Did you just put my favourite hat in the whole wide world down your pants?
Matt: You deserved that Andrew.
Andrew: I’m going to bed.
Matt: I didn’t put your hat down my pants.
Andrew: Yes you did. Now look what you’ve done. You’ve gone and ruined our Smith family summer solstice tradition of jumping in the 8 degree ocean at 10:00 at night.
Matt: What summer solstice tradition? We don’t have a summer solstice tradition.
Andrew: Not now we don’t. All because of you. I’m going to brush my teeth.
Matt: Mom?
Shelley: Matthew.
Matt: Ahhhh. Andrew I’ll do it. I’ll freeze my b@&&s off so the Smiths can have a summer solstice tradition.
Andrew: No. I don’t want to do it now.
Matt: Come on Andrew. Let’s do it. We’ll jump into the water together.
Andrew: No.
Matt: We’ll get mom and dad to film it.
Andrew: No.
Matt: Mom and dad will go with us.
Andrew: No.
John: I already went in today.
Shelley: Me too.
Andrew: I’m not interested any more.
Matt: I’ll go first.
Andrew: I doubt that.
Matt: Come on. You know you want to.
Andrew: No.
Matt: Honest to God, I didn’t put your hat down my pants.
Andrew: I don’t care anymore.
Matt: I’ll buy you a new hat.
Andrew: You can never replace it. Ever.
Matt:..
Andrew:..
Matt: Fine. You’re the funny one.
Watch below for the first Smith Family Ocean Swim during Summer Solstice.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/6hhH3XRoFB4?rel=0“>http://
And once again, thanks for dropping by. With renovating 12 hours plus a day and wedding guests starting to show, I’m going to have to ask for patience for getting back to you.
Shelley and John
“23 km Kusam Klimb race” ?! Wow! And congrats. I could never do that.
Have a happy 4th,
Pit
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Iit was as if I was in the RV hearing their voices live! Gotta love close quarters! Thank goodness for the women in their lives!
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I should film them jabbering at each other. Save a lot of time! 🙂
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Nothing changes!!!!!I love you all and miss you so much. Soooo excited to be seeing you very soon.🐝
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Sooo soon. Only three sleeps.
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Luckily, there is no question in my family as to who the funny one is.
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Exactly my point but I didn’t want to point out the obvious. 🙂
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So glad to see your post, and that you’ve all survived the renos!
I’ll settle that argument…you’re ALL the funny ones! 🙂
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Ha! I shall share that with the boys. And then the argument will start again. No more renos until after the wedding and this round of bills come in.
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Oh and the wedding will surely generate some fun posts! 🙂
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You betcha!!! Soooo busy. Only had 8 people for supper tonight. Average is 16. YIKES!!!
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OMG! Have fun, happy wedding!
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Oh my God soooo much fun. First day without guests in over three weeks. Wonderful wedding. Having a glass of wine and looking at tubs. On on.
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Sounds wonderful, both the great wedding and no more guests! Enjoy!
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🙂
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Congrats on completing that 23km race! Nice job!
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Why thank you. Am so far behind on your posts. Am hoping your Urban Tough Mudder hasn’t come and gone? First day without guests in three weeks. Coming up for air. Too much fun.
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Urban Mudder is coming this Saturday!
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Your family is too cute Shelley 🙂
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So true. Wedding done. Back to renos. Soon I will catch up with your travels. As soon as I can find a bathtub.
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Love this post. You’re right, they’re both funny 🙂 Hahaha
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Thanks for dropping by. Will be back to have a peek at your site when the dust settles!
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Wonderful to see you posting again. Love the shot of you two with the sons. Hugs!! Oh and the poor drywall guy… 😀
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Oh my goodness. Am so snowed under with the renos and the wedding. Love those boys!!!
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More congratulations are in order for you completing the Kusam Klimb! Great job!
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Apologies for taking so long to reply. I think summer is finally slowing down?
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No wonder why you look so good; Congratulations on completing that 23km race, I’m impressed! 🙂 Thank you for all the laughs, hope all went well. 🙂
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Thank you. I’ve sworn not to do that sucker again but now my son says he thinks it would be fun for all of us to do it…. Gawd!
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