Shelley: Remember what every neighbour said to us when we moved in?
John: Of course.
“Welcome to the neighbourhood. Just so you know, this street is renowned for it’s Christmas decorations. Don’t let us down.”
Shelley: It’s time. Go get ’em, tiger.
John: I’m on it.
Shelley: Honey, what’s wrong?
John: We need more.
John: There. That’s better. No one can accuse the Smiths of only giving a half effort. What do you think?
Shelley: Beautiful. But we’re done. Christmas is not a competition. Christmas is for giving and family and love. Agree?
John: Agree. Come here.
Shelley and John: Mwahhhh! Kiss. Kiss.