Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bannnnggggggggg!

  My brother, Shenley: How’d the bathroom renos go? John: Awful. We missed your help. Trust me, I would rather have spent the entire day at Kin Beach. Shenley: Couldn’t have been that bad. John: Oh it was. Trust me. Flashback to the morning… Bang! Bang! Bang! BANG!!! John: Arghhhhhhh! G#$ Damn it! The nail keeps bending when I hammer…

Happy

What three days of travelling from Yosemite, California to the border town of Blaine, Washington, USA, looks like. Shelley: What the? John, Look at that guy. Yeah. Yeah. You go, Mr. A Class. John: Yeah, Mr. A Class.  Why don’t you pass us on one of the steepest grades on Highway 5, Mr. A Class? Shelley: Whooooshhhhh! What was that,…

The Case of the Missing Red Crayons

  “Boon Docking,” aka “Dry Camping.” Here’s how it works: Pick a spot. Camp on that spot. No hook-ups.(Electricity, water, cable) Low or no fees.      View from our Boon Docking Campsite Shelley: I’m pretty excited about heading to Mexico at the end of January. Aren’t you? John: Sure am. Shelley: I think it’s important…

I Would go After that Deadly, Killer, Poisonous Son of a Bitch and Kill it by Ripping its Head Off

John and I have left the Coachella Valley (Palm Springs) for the Anza-Borrego Desert State Park area. Tomorrow we plan on hiking the “Borrego Palm Canyon Nature Trail” and checking out the “Palm Slots.” As the weather has been unseasonably warm (sorry friends in the north) there is a possibility that little critters such as…

The Best Wife Ever

January 1st, 2014, 1:00pm over lunch…. John: New Year’s resolutions everyone. I’ll go first. I’m going to get a six pack. Matt: You know you can go to the store and buy one. Everyone: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Andrew: I’m going to finish my rugby qualifications. Ash: I’m going to try to live more with… Matt:…