Who’s Your Mama?

I’m sure many of you already know that: “The BNP Paribas Open, held in Indian Wells Tennis Garden  from March 3 through March 16, 2014 is classified as an ATP World Tour Masters 1000 event on the 2014 ATP World Tour and a Premier Mandatory event on the 2014 WTA Tour.” Wikipedia. However, I’m not sure how many of you are aware that admission is free…

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 Puerto Penasco, Mexico “Seattle Seahawks poncho? $65. Denver Broncos? $1 “Cigars? Want to buy some cigars? You don’t smoke? Well today’s the day to start.”“Are you looking for me? You found me. For movie stars, half price.” Dad, mom, John and I enjoying the sunset at Malacon, Puerto Penasco, Mexico Mom: Are you going to get…

Happy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

Everyone: Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday Dear Annnndreeeeuuuwwwwww!!!!!! Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Andrew: Touring Hollywood, watching a Major League Baseball game with the Angels playing the Dodgers , playing tennis, free champagne at Polo, hiking Painted Canyon and Thousand Palms, hanging out at Manhattan Beach and a birthday party. Wow. Thanks everyone.…

UnF@#$ingbelievable

Mom: I wonder how much it costs to camp here? John:  Lake Perris costs 45 dollars per night. Mom: Are there any discounts? John: No discounts. Mom: Really? John: Really. Dad: What about if you’re a member of BCAA? John: No. Shelley: Thousand Trails? John: Nope. Mom: Outdoor World? John: Aaaaannnnnd “No.” Dad: Encore? John: Still a “No.” Shelley: RPI?…