I’m sure many of you already know that: “The BNP Paribas Open, held in Indian Wells Tennis Garden from March 3 through March 16, 2014 is classified as an ATP World Tour Masters 1000 event on the 2014 ATP World Tour and a Premier Mandatory event on the 2014 WTA Tour.” Wikipedia. However, I’m not sure how many of you are aware that admission is free…
Puerto Penasco, Mexico “Seattle Seahawks poncho? $65. Denver Broncos? $1 “Cigars? Want to buy some cigars? You don’t smoke? Well today’s the day to start.”“Are you looking for me? You found me. For movie stars, half price.” Dad, mom, John and I enjoying the sunset at Malacon, Puerto Penasco, Mexico Mom: Are you going to get…
Mom: Roy, you’re turn. Relax everyone. This may take a while. Shelley: Why do we play “Butt Hole” when we know it takes hours to play? John: Should I start breakfast? Mom, Shelley and John: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Dad: Why is it always, “Pile on Roy” time whenever it’s my turn? No one makes…
Shelley: Mmmmmmmmhmmmmm. This chili is going to be goooood. Mom: It’s not too hot, is it? Your dad can’t eat hot chili. Shelley: Not at all. Mom: How about mushrooms? I like mushrooms in my chili. Shelley: Yep. Mom: Oh that’s good. Did you use the entire can of home made tomatoes that Jenny (my sister-in-law) gave you?…
Now that John and I are back on the road, mealtimes are just not the same without my parents… Dad: I need to take down the upstairs fan. Has anyone seen my screwdriver? Mom: I’m going to make chicken soup out of the left over chicken bones. Shelley: You mean out of the left over…
Day 111, December 16th, 2013 Setting: Shelley and her mom are sitting at the nail drying table making small talk to a very conservative middle aged lady they have never ever laid eyes on. Mom: The other day I saw this woman on TV with nails this long. Conservative lady sitting next to my mom: My…
John: OK, we’re 35 minutes in. Should we turn around? Shelley: No. It won’t be any fun back tracking on the same route. Let’s hike down that gully, then cut back to the truck. John: I don’t see a trail. Shelley: We don’t need a trail. Come on. It’ll be an adventure. John: (Mumbling, but starting…
Everyone: Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday Dear Annnndreeeeuuuwwwwww!!!!!! Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Andrew: Touring Hollywood, watching a Major League Baseball game with the Angels playing the Dodgers , playing tennis, free champagne at Polo, hiking Painted Canyon and Thousand Palms, hanging out at Manhattan Beach and a birthday party. Wow. Thanks everyone.…
Mom: I wonder how much it costs to camp here? John: Lake Perris costs 45 dollars per night. Mom: Are there any discounts? John: No discounts. Mom: Really? John: Really. Dad: What about if you’re a member of BCAA? John: No. Shelley: Thousand Trails? John: Nope. Mom: Outdoor World? John: Aaaaannnnnd “No.” Dad: Encore? John: Still a “No.” Shelley: RPI?…
Mom: What’s this called? John: “I Am Number Four.” Mom: Is this a Comedy? John: No. Mom: But I like Comedies. What’s it about? Dad: Val, how are we supposed to know? We haven’t seen it. Mom: Is he speaking english? Shelley: Yes. Mom: Well, I can’t understand him. John: Definitely english. Mom: What did he…
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