Dear Ellen DeGeneres, I can Explain

Dear Ellen, Before you do anything drastic like call the cops, contact your lawyers or tear up my card, I can explain. As you know, it’s Christmas, and this Christmas we Smiths gave each other group gifts. Andrew and Ash bought Clippers tickets. John and I bought Charger tickets. And Ellen, this is where you come in,…

Please Don’t Make me

Day 15 Evestan, Saskatchewan Lethbridge, Alberta World’s largest Teepee, Alberta, Canada Saskatchewan More Saskatchewan And more Saskatchewan. Holy Mother of God, the prairies are endless… John: Let’s see, today’s distance Lethbridge, (Alberta) to Swift Current, (Saskatchewan) was 390 km’s. John: Let’s see, today’s distance Lethbridge, (Alberta) to Swift Current, (Saskatchewan) was 390 km’s. Shelley: Uh huh. John:…

And the Moral of the Story is, “Always Listen to your Mother, or Else”

Day 8-9, September 6th – 7th On the way to the Hoodoos. Yoho National Park, BC, Canada Hoodoos, Yoho National Park, BC, Canada Emerald Lake, Yoho National Park, BC, Canada Emerald Lake, Yoho National Park, BC, Canada Shelley: It’s too bad that we weren’t able to meet Wade, my Grade 5 boyfriend, when we were in Revelstoke.…