Dear Ellen DeGeneres, Don’t fry Bacon Naked

Dear Ellen DeGeneres, Well, well, well, thank God for nieces. That’s right. Without the eagle eye of my gorgeous, clever niece, MIchelle, Michelle, with one of our younger nieces, Taylor. Yep, she made Andrew and Ash’s wedding cake! the opportunity to submit my application to Win Tickets to Ellen’s Birthday Show would have passed me by. I…

Who’s Your Mama?

I’m sure many of you already know that: “The BNP Paribas Open, held in Indian Wells Tennis Garden  from March 3 through March 16, 2014 is classified as an ATP World Tour Masters 1000 event on the 2014 ATP World Tour and a Premier Mandatory event on the 2014 WTA Tour.” Wikipedia. However, I’m not sure how many of you are aware that admission is free…

Ak Ak Ak

 Puerto Penasco, Mexico “Seattle Seahawks poncho? $65. Denver Broncos? $1 “Cigars? Want to buy some cigars? You don’t smoke? Well today’s the day to start.”“Are you looking for me? You found me. For movie stars, half price.” Dad, mom, John and I enjoying the sunset at Malacon, Puerto Penasco, Mexico Mom: Are you going to get…

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        El Golfo de Santa Clara, Mexico offers visitors a variety of activities such as:   Beach Golf and hiking and ATV’ing up and down sand dunes, such as this incredibly steep lighthouse sand dune (See background in previous picture) while holding on to your “Holly Shit” bar ( I was not…

Children of the Corn

Present day… John: Shelley, this very nice store clerk has found us the perfect GPS to replace Tatiana. The best part is it’s less than $100. Shelley: An excellent start. And… John: It’s a Tom Tom, so we’re already familiar with how it works. Shelley: True. And… John: It has maps for Canada, the US and Mexico.…