Biking, Bussing, Climbing, Chippendale Strippers, Switzerland, Phantom Poos

My climbing friend, Cinders, who I haven’t seen in four years: Check? Shelley: Check. Cinders: On belay? Shelley: Belay on. Cinders: Climbing? Shelley: Climb on. Cinders: Hmmm… I think I might climb to the right. Shelley: Right works. I still can’t believe those two cops wouldn’t pass us when we were bike riding around Stanley…