Let the Games Begin

Shelley: Mmmmmmmmhmmmmm. This chili is going to be goooood. Mom: It’s not too hot, is it? Your dad can’t eat hot chili. Shelley: Not at all. Mom: How about mushrooms? I like mushrooms in my chili. Shelley: Yep. Mom: Oh that’s good. Did you use the entire can of home made tomatoes that Jenny (my sister-in-law) gave you?…

MASTERCHEF with Gordon Ramsay

France: Zut Alors! Here comes Chef Ramsay. Pierre: Calmez vous. Chef Ramsay: What is that? Pierre and France: Chicken Fricassee Chef Ramsay. Chef Ramsay: No, what that is, is S@#t! I wouldn’t eat that pile of nasty, beige, bland crap if it was the last thing left to eat on earth. A starving dog wouldn’t touch…