Which ACTOR Would Play you in the STORY OF YOUR LIFE?

  Shelley: Emma, did you know that they filmed a scene from “Star Wars” here in Cathedral Grove? Matt: Mom, you have to stop telling people that. Shelley: But it’s true. Matt: No. Not at all. Shelley: Pretty sure it is. Matt: Which scene? Shelley: The one where they’re chasing everyone through the trees. Bam. Boo Yah! Matt: OK. They filmed the chase scene…

Say G’day to Bruce, Bruce

  Matt: Let’s play a game that uses the characters’ names from the show, “Neighbours.” Here’s how you play. I say, “G’day Bruce” to the person next to me. That person replies, “G’day Bruce.” Then I say, “Say G’day to Bruce, Bruce” to the same person who, in turn, repeats the sequence with the next player. If a player makes a mistake, his…

Love and Marriage

This summer, my husband John and I finally met Matt’s love of his life, Emma. We immediately fell in love with this charming bubbly Scottish lass. How could we not? We were thrilled when they announced their engagement. John and I are not the least bit worried about their future as a married couple. They’ll be fine. Shelley:…

There’s Going to be S#$T and H#LL to Pay

Doctor: How’s it going? Shelley: Now that my foot feels better, awesome. Thank goodness, because John and I recently celebrated “Christmas in July” with our kids (Matt and Andrew) and their significant others (Ash and Emma). Doctor: Nice. Now tell me how you strained the tendon in your foot. (Opens his folder, takes out his pen) Shelley: I was out for a…