Fish On! Oh Yeeeaahhhhhhhh Baby!!!

As the full moon rises on Kelsey Bay, Sayward, Vancouver Island, John and I reflect on the day’s salmon fishing… from kayaks, no less… Shelley: Got one. Fish on. Fish. On. Oh! Yeeeaahhhhhhhh!!! Baby!!! The net. The net! Get the net! Aiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! He’s dragging me out to sea! For the love of God John, hurry!  I don’t want to end…

MASTERCHEF with Gordon Ramsay

France: Zut Alors! Here comes Chef Ramsay. Pierre: Calmez vous. Chef Ramsay: What is that? Pierre and France: Chicken Fricassee Chef Ramsay. Chef Ramsay: No, what that is, is S@#t! I wouldn’t eat that pile of nasty, beige, bland crap if it was the last thing left to eat on earth. A starving dog wouldn’t touch…

Menopausal Morphing

Doctor: How are you feeling? Any problems? Shelley: No. All good. I’m just here to have my HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) prescription renewed. Doctor: You’ve been taking HRT for 5 years? Shelley: Yes. Thank God. Better living through pharmaceuticals. Right? Doctor: Hmmmm….. Let me just look at my notes. Your estrogen dosage is actually quite low. And… you still have your…

99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

Day 1: From “The Valley of Fire,” near Las Vegas, Nevada… to the town of Jackpot, a small town on the border of Northern Nevada… Day 2: From Idaho… To Oregon (18 hours of driving)… Day 3: From Oregon… to Blaine, Washington.  (26 hours of driving completed, and 1 hour left to go)…. Shelley:… John:……