Security!

Since our last post, John and I visited the “World Heritage Site Pinacate Biosphere Reserve, Mexico”, returned to Organ Pipe National Monument, where we camped in the “no generator” area, attended every Park talk and tour available, and are now back in the Coachella Valley (Palm Springs area) waiting for the PNB PARIBAS OPEN Tennis tournament…

Seriously, What’s Wrong with these People?

3:50 PM, Organ Pipe National Monument, Arizona Shelley: Here’s your beer. John: Thanks. Can you believe it’s been two years since we’ve been here? Shelley: Crazy. John: Am loving these “no stress” pull through sites. Shelley: No kidding. John: And the breathing room between us and our neighbours. Shelley: You bet. John: Sigh. It’s not that I don’t like fully…

Sorry

John and Shelley: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!  Look at us. We’re surfing! Shelley: Take that Bali surfer dude who ditched us half way through our surf lesson. John: Yeah! Take that! Shelley: Da da da da daaaaa daaaa da da da da daaaaa! Come on John. Hawaii Five O. Shelley and John: Da da da da daaaaa daaaa…

Amigo, Maybe You’d Like to try my Homemade Salsa?

Doug: Hey John. Let’s see who can eat an entire mini chilli pepper first. Chomp! John: (Slow motion) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt arrrrrrrrrrrrrre yooouuuuuuuuuuu dooooooinnnnngggggg????? Doug: (Fast motion) Chomp! Shelley: (Slow motion) Thooooose small ones are suuuuuuuuuper hawwwwwwwwwwwtttttttttt!!!! Wayyyyy hawwwwwwterrr thannn the big onesssss! Doug: (Fast motion) Chomp! Karen (Doug’s wife: (Also slow motion) Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt’sssss naaawwwwwwwtt a gooooooooood ideeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh! Shelley, John, Karen: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Doug: (Fast…

Macho Macho Man

Tuesday Dec.16, 2014, Federales Check point on Highway #5, Mexico… John: The Federale wants to search the RV. I have to go with him. Shelley: Don’t talk unless he asks you a question. Don’t offer information. And don’t make him mad. He’s holding a machine gun  with his finger on the trigger. John: Relax. I know what to say. Shelley: Maybe we should practice…

Do You Come Here Often?

Daily Prompt: Silver Screen Shelley: I was having so much fun, but now my heart is racing. John: This was your idea. Shelley: I know. I know. But now it doesn’t seem like such a good one. Let’s go. John: No. We came this far. There’s no turning back. (Turning to the 3 Gentlemen.) Hey there.…