I’ve Had a F@#$ of a Day

8:00 PM, 1987… RING! RING! RING! Shelley: Hello? John: I’ve had a F@#$ of a day. Shelley: Oh. Oh. John: I’ll be home in less than twenty minutes. You know what to do. Shelley: What happened? John: I don’t want to talk about it. Shelley: “Get your knickers off”  bad? John: Worse. Shelley: Gasp. I’ll do…