DURING A MEAL…
Shelley: Camera’s not working.
John: Give it to Andrew to look at the settings.
Andrew: Any nudie photos on here I shouldn’t see?
Tylor: Not with that attitude you’re not.
WHILE PLAYING TEXAS HOLD’EM…
Ashly: Smoke on the waaaater… A FIRE IN THE SKYYYY!!!
Tylor: Ash, you can take my money, but you don’t get to take my song.
WHILE TUBING DOWN THE PUNTLEDGE RIVER…
Tylor: Yeoooucchhhh!!! My butt keeps hitting the rocks!
Shelley: My butt’s fine. I took one of the biggest tubes.
Tylor: As you’re the smallest person here, that’s totally reprehensible. But because you said it, you feel that you can get away with it?
Shelley and Tylor: Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shelley: Now I do feel bad. Would you like to trade?
Tylor: No. Never mind. I’ll just put up my feet on your tube and plank over the rest of the rapids.
Shelley: Oh good, because, to be honest with you, my feet were crossed when I offered.
For more Tylor, check out his blog, http://treveriitylor.wordpress.com/2013/07/21/the-atrocious-german-pillow/ Shelley and John